The Beauty Shop

So today Sue and John took me to the Beauty Shop. I was NOT happy, of course, but actually I did quite well. Teresa, the owner loooooooved me to death and I could not figure out what that blue thing was on her ankle, and leg, and arm and well...Sue said they were tatoos. OOOOOOH! TATOOS!!
And then her husband came out wearing a shirt that Sue told me NOT to read out loud, which is fine because I can't read anyway. IT was a blast!!




Me and Brandy. She gave me a bath then blew dry my fur. (Actually I thought she was going to blow me right off the table!! That thing makes leaf blowers look like a two year old blowing out birthday candles!!)










This cheesy old dog was in one of the cages and he made them dry his fur while he was in the kennel. Even though he didn't have any teeth to speak of, they said they "felt better" if they didn't have to blow him dry. Hmmmmm. He seemed harmless to me, but then I didn't get very close.

John and Sue took pictures. And John showed Sue how his I touch worked. Then we went to Dairy Queen where they ate cheeseburgers, fries and BLIZZARDS while I ate nothing.

Did they feel guilty??? Nooooooooo! But at least I had Squirrel in the crate with me. It was a rainy day and on the way home I heard Sue say to John, "Really. Is there ANYTHING better than a Blizzard on a rainy day???" And then John said, "Well, I think we should say GOD and a Blizzard on a rainy day." And Sue said, "You're right."

Now I am taking a loooooooong nap and dreaming of Coyote.

love,
Elvis