Saturday, August 21, 2010

Pooping and Losing My Teeth

Hi Everyone.
Well, after Sue was in the hospital for a second time this summer I was purrty ready for her to come home and be normal. Sure enough she DID come home and she IS normal!! But now I am sick!!

I have been pooping on the floor in the kitchen at night and Sue said I have diarrhea. It sounds to me like a word in another language so I am now wondering if she is going to send me to school.
She is giving me rice and hamburger which I have never had and I like it!

Also, I am losing my puppy teeth. I had four front fangs that left Sue (and Aunt Beth) with some nasty cuts this summer. Those were the fangs that cut Patrick's new shorts. Remember?? Well, I lost them! Sue said the Tooth Fairy would come but I did not know the Tooth Fairy would bring diarrhea!! I thought the Tooth Fairy would bring me a new toy.

Sue said I will be fine, but I know she is worried. I can tell when she says "Oh, Darling!" when I have poopt on the floor instead of being mad. I'm sure I will get better because Sue said we are going to visit Lori and I am going to swim in her pool!! And then we are going to visit Becky and Mike and see Emma and Baby Jonah. I am not sure what a baby is, but Sue said it is like a puppy, but does not lose its teeth or poop on the floor.

OK. that is all the news from me.

Love,
Elvis

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