When I am Bad...

Hi Everybody.
Remember I told you that sometimes I am bad? Now I am going to tell you about that.
I am bad a lot when we are supposed to go to sleep.
I always put my head on Sue's bed as soon as she is ready to go to sleep.
Then she says, "Elvis. I do NOT want any trouble."






Sure enough, as soon as she pulls up the covers there is TROUBLE! It starts when I begin to pull at her blankets.











She says, "ELVIS!" I DO NOT want any TROUBLE!!
Then I peek out at her.











Then I grab the covers again because I think it is fun and that we should play before we go to sleep.
At this point Sue begins to think that we are not having fun.









When I grab the covers and begin to pull them off the bed Sue always says the same thing. She says, "THAT'S IT!! I AM DONE WITH THIS!!"
Then she hops out of bed and grabs me by the scruff of the neck and says, "ELVIS. SIT!!!"









When this happens I know we are not playing anymore and that Sue means BUSINESS!
So I sit.
Did you know that Sue can make me go to sleep? Yes! She can!
When she tells me to sit she looks at me and says, "SIT." Then she just stares at me.
Do you know what happens next?






I will tell you what happens. The longer she stares at me the sleepier I get!! Pretty soon my eyes begin to droop.
Can you see them drooping?










She lies in bed and watches my eyes droop. Sometimes she says, "Sit" to remind me that SHE is in charge.
Well, after just a few minutes my eyes shut and I slide to the floor. I cannot help it. It happens every time! I just sliiiiiide to the floor!








Then Sue says, "Goodnight, Elvis, darling."
And she turns out the light.

And that is how it is when I am bad.

Love,
Elvis.