Bored

Hi everybody. This is me, Elvis. Do you know what I am? BIG FAT BORED. That's what I am!! Ever since Sue came home from that hospital things have been different. She used to go out for six mile walks, and take me out for a few miles, but now she's been sitting around for 12 days, and I am BORED.

Don't get me wrong. Aunt Beth was great! And Uncle Mark came to visit too, but they left for Boston and Sue said, "Well, what do we do NOW??" and I thought, "Just sit around being BORED like we have for 12 days. Why would you ask something that stupid??"

SO I am bored. Sue is bored. Corrie is, well, relieved. Everything has been so quiet.
Sue called the beauty shop to get me in. Then I heard her tell Aunt Beth she was going to work on "training me." I can sit and I don't pee in the house. That sounds like "training" to me, but she keeps saying "I cannot have a 90 pound dog who isn't trained." So I think she's sending me to Train School so I can learn how to be an Engineer.

Anyway, I will keep you posted.

When I get back from the beauty parlor I will have Sue send you a picture. In the meantime I will try not to look too bored because I do not want to go to Train School.

Love,
Elvis.